Slowly she lowered my sausage into the deep fat fryer,
“Oh, Would it taste any better with the temperature turned higher?”
“A playboy” the staff ponder as I order more coleslaw,
“I’ll have a snackbox, a rib-burger, and a club orange also!”
The paragon of Mallaghan’s, there is only one!
“I’ll take ketchup, mayonnaise , and onions on that bun.