Listen to the silence

Be quiet everyone, slow down.
Have a good look around.
Turn everything down.
Appreciate what you have.
And listen to the silence.

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My first grey pubic hair.

Aaagh for fucks sake,
Give me a fucking break.
Someone call nine, nine, nine.
Just spotted something far from fine.
Its poking out of my smalls.
A mockery to my balls.
Might just count to ten.
Might buy some Just for Men.
Its after giving me an awful scare.
Its my first grey pubic hair.

Enjoy the moment.

Enjoy, embrace, suck it all in.
Let the experience of enjoyment truly begin.
Wear yourself a fuck off grin.
Breathe out, then breathe in.
Relax, slow down, then let it out.
Your inner soul lets out a shout,
What the fuck am I doing here?
Doing here without any beer.