Dunnes Stores shoplifting princess

I fell in love in the beauty product aisle,
I spotted her robing razors with a radiant smile.
And looking back, it is very hard to believe,
The amount of stuff that she could fit up her sleeve.

“How will I ask her out?”, its going to be hard,
I could blackmail a date as a security guard.
And then one day as I followed her around,
The princess slipped up, and was dragged to the ground.

“This lady is innocent” to the Guard I protested.
“Doesn’t matter a fuck” as my love got arrested.

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