Men piss on toilet seats

Men piss on toilet seats,
Its like marinating uncooked meats,
Whilst drafting 140 character tweets,
And whistling through our crooked teeth.

Evolution has caused this spark,
One more man who has made his mark,
Whilst pissing we also gaze at stars,
We will eventually get to piss on Mars.

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