Nasa has claimed it spotted Knackers on Hubble,
Stephen Hawking’s said “Shit, Were in fucking trouble!”.
Direct message to the human race,
The Tinker’s are in outer space.
Wedding’s, fistfights, welfare on the moon,
Ballinasloe, lurchers and an Elvis tune.
Polaris, The Milky Way, Kryptonite,
The universe is one big halting site.
As a planet we cant take any more,
Its going to be a series on Channel 4