Bruce Lee

My name is Bruce Lee,
I’m from Tullamore.
Karate is the key,
Cause life’s such a chore.

I’ll dance on your face,
I jujitsu the knackers.
Run and I’ll chase,
Cheese and Jacob’s crackers.

What Paddy Graham is to dancing,
I am to the martial arts.
No time for romancing,
Go away and suck a few farts.

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