What are ya having?
What do you need?
Couple of pills or a gram bag of speed?
Is everything alright?
Are ya having a good night?
Hope you and your mates are keeping it tight?
Its now getting late and your feeling a bit rough?
A couple of pints is never enough.

Are you a bird or are you a bloke?
Do you like to partake of a smoke?
Even the occasional nosefull of coke?
You might aswell.
You are not going to Hell.
Its better to have a tale to tell.
Don’t stop.
Live life to the full.
Its a lie that at the top it is tough.
A couple of pints is never enough.