They are farting in their trains,
They are farting in their cars,
It wont be very long now,
Until they will be farting on Mars.

Farting on the catwalk’s,
Farting underground.
Humans farting everywhere,
What a perfect sound.

The worlds leaders are known to fart,
Obama’s usually the one to start.
I saw a cat fart on a mouse,
I fart myself, all around the house.