The cow and the sheep


After many years of sharing the same field,
An inter-species love began to yield.
From running in the grass and enjoying a joke,
To scratching their hides and learning to smoke.
A proper relationship with passionate feelings befriended,
What happened in the bushes was not what God intended.
Their best friends knew, the chicken and the horse,
Of this forbidden union, they said nothing of course.
Then the pig found out and raised the alarm,
And squeeled to the man who was running the farm.
Cow and sheep were butchered to alleviate the shame,
Chicken and horse knew the pig was to blame.
Then late one night, when the animals were in bed,
They put on balaclavas and sneaked into the shed,
And took turns firing bullets into his head

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