World Cup Prayer

A short prayer to Allah, Vishnu, Baby Jesus, David Icke and all the other known Gods.

Please all you almighty forces can we have a fucking amazing World Cup with a nice mixture of individual goals and team efforts.
Please can the new invisible spray add and not detract from the proceedings.
Please can the rioting and the political unrest not upset shit until after the final on July 13. The show must go on type prayer request.
Please give me the strength to fill in my World Cup fixtures and results chart after every match. I’m directing this one at you Baby Jesus cause he’s big in Ireland and this one’s important.
As always universe leaders and I know you get this one alot but can you please ensure England don’t make the quarter finals. I’m not an England basher. Let them do OK but I think you know what I’m talking about.


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