House is empty
Lets be frank
Its time for a sneaky wank

Broadband or memory bank
Keep an eye on your flank
Cause its time for a sneaky wank

One in the tank?
Walking round with a plank?
Is your name Hank?
Your overdue a sneaky wank

Firing only blank?
Your own arse you do spank?
Did yer man escape from Shawshank?
Nothing as inevitable as the sneaky wank