Commander Big Balls Mallaghan

Attention on deck
Officer on board
Its Commander Big Balls Mallaghan
What a fucking gent
Good god man go get the good whiskey
And the fucking rizla
And some fucking tunes
Big balls himself
What a privilege
What a man
A man with a destiny
A man with fucking massive testicles
Won the war they did
The other side said not a fucking chance
Commander Big Balls Mallaghan is one indestructible motherfucker

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