My first grey pubic hair.

Aaagh for fucks sake,
Give me a fucking break.
Someone call nine, nine, nine.
Just spotted something far from fine.
Its poking out of my smalls.
A mockery to my balls.
Might just count to ten.
Might buy some Just for Men.
Its after giving me an awful scare.
Its my first grey pubic hair.

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