I used to watch the pretty ladies on my laptop at night,
I live on my own so I think that’s alright.
It’s like having a party with girl’s from a movie.
I’d turn down the lights to make everything groovy.
Now my hard-drive is sick, key pads kinda smelly,
Its just a pity that these party animals aren’t on the telly.
Will bring it to mates to get wiped after tea.
One more computer has broke it off with me.