Drive-by’s in LA,
Drive-by’s in New York.
I can’t fucking believe,
Rebel county drive-by’s in Cork.

Bulletproof vest’s,
Gangsters driving quick.
For some reason,
Drive-by’s in Limerick.

But surely the midlands can afford some similar fun,
Glock automatics, the occasional hit and run?

Would it be such a chore? Are we really that fucking poor?,
Why can’t we afford a drive-by in south-central Tullamore?