All you do
And all you see
From this day forth
We are history

Man and womankind
A thing that you will find
From the cave to the semi-d
We are becoming history

Simple celled organisms
Please excuse the scepticism
The time of the humans has eclipsed
Welcome to the Apocalypse

Enjoy whats left
And have a good time
Enjoy the end game and the rhyme
Unified in this self indulgent mystery
We are soon to become history

Tread lightly where you walk
Keep bad opinions to yourself
It doesn’t matter how much you make
We all came off the same shelf
Your fellow man you should not neglect
Everyone deserves respect

Some people stare at the stars
Some people steal fancy cars
Some people sleep on on the street
Be nice to all you meet

To even those that cause you harm
To those who stick needles in their arm
Stand back, relax, this is life

Go easy on the mentally ill
Going easy is an easy skill

Humanity can go unchecked
Everyone deserves respect

Sandpaper and scraper
Scraping of last generations wallpaper
Down to my last fiver
Cant find the bastard screwdriver
Ill start so ill finish
This house will one day flourish
As I sit here feeling like a slave
I will succeed in decorating my modern day cave

I have a haunted soul.
I’ve been hiding all day.
I’ve been hiding for years.
Safely hidden from sight.
For I cast shadows at night.

I am hiding from life.
The trouble and strife.
Self-medicate for some high life.
But I have learned foresight.
I cast shadows at night.

Brendan Grace.
Your a bit of a nutcase.
With your beardy face.
Comedy at the coalface.
Impossible to replace,
This 40 year showcase.

A man from the Liberty’s
With Bottler properties.
A purveyor of the Craic.
Father Ted’s Father Stack.

An absolute legend.

Your ears are here for a check-up.
And I am proud to help warm up,
For the man who won’t grow up.
Comedy legend Brendan Grace.