God knows this shit ain’t pretty,
With a ghost inside of me.
Playing host to this ghost,
Got a ghost inside of me.
Its the dark side of comedy,
Carrying this ghost inside of me.
When will I be free?
Of this ghost inside of me.

I’m a party animal,
I’m a kaleidoscopic carnival.
I’m an animal for travel,
I’m a such a party animal.

I’m as meek as a mouse,
You can smoke joints in my house.
I’m an Irish breed of monkey,
A politically correct paddy junkie.